If a girl is struggling with her hair while she’s giving you head, it’s only polite to hold her hair back
august, september, halloween, november, december
I think you mean august, september, halloween, turkey, christmas
I believe it’s spelled hot as balls, fuck it it’s school again, halloween, turkey, christmas
don’t forget new years, forever alone, windy as fuck, shit its raining, allergies, oh hey its actually decent, wait nevermind
So who is gonna make the 2014 calendar that has these names for the months.
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
old golden retrievers are one of the purest forces of good on this planet